Such a fox at times….
“You know I feel like this house is finally becoming a home” —- *picks nose, eats snot*
Two drinks for this very odd one…
Picked his nose and scraped off the snot for devourage during TYPING…
Does that count as a two drink thing?
Aaaaand now he’s using his boyfriend as an antennae for the dongle, making him stand up and hold it whilst he uses the internet…
Every time he asks his boyfriend for something (which is a lot of things in a short space of time) his voice goes up about 12 octaves. SUPER high pitch, he bows his head, and tries to act cute.
It’s not cute….
PICKED HIS NOSE WHILST ASKING HIS BOYFRIEND TO FIND HIS WALLET SOMEWHERE IN HIS ROOM (A hilarious thing itself, as he doesn’t even know where it is, yet expects his bf to be able to find it in a room he barely visits…), AND SCRAPED OFF THE SNOT ONTO HIS TEETH AND ATE IT!
TAKE TWO DRINKS GUYS!
He’s currently sitting with his boyfriend, which is fine, but every few minutes he’ll bark, yip, or make other animal noises. It makes me cringe to an unbelievable degree…
Additionally, he’s boring the FUCK out of his boyfriend by talking continuously about his work, which is pretty much all he does.
One of my friends once said to me that he refused to talk to my housemate any more because he would constantly talk about his life (which isn’t exciting), and then effectively QUIZ HIM on aspects of it and get offended if my friend didn’t know… My housemate couldn’t even remember his name…
STOP MAKING YIPPING NOISES
Today my housemate is wearing a t-shirt with the phrase:
“Would you,
Could you,
With a Fox?”
Underneath this it has a picture of a regular fox, not anthropomorphic, bent over, with a “lustful” expression on it’s face.
Great….
Today he brought a letter in from the postbox for me….
In his mouth…
His hands weren’t so full he couldn’t have carried a (very small) letter, he seemed to just do it because he thought it was… cute?! He also didn’t hand it to me with his hand, he GAVE IT TO ME dangling from his mouth.
You’re a person… Not a Dog…
